What Movers Will Not Move - Humorous Guide

This entertaining guide unveils the items that leave movers scratching their heads. Prepare for a lighthearted journey through the movers' world of untouchable treasures and laugh-out-loud moments.

Your Family

Look, we know moving the wife/husband and the kids is going to traumatize you, but you are the one who decided to try out this whole procreation and marriage thing. You can't expect the movers to clean up your mess!

Your Wild Animals

Or with number one, do I repeat myself? Movers will not move small children, monkeys, tigers, cats, dog, etc.

Drones, Guns, etc.

Check in with your moving company to see what their policy is, — but most movers don't want to add gun running to their resume. In some states in the U.S. it is even illegal for them to move firearms, so unless you want to contribute to general delinquency and mayhem, it may be a good idea to check in with the police station to find out about local laws too.

Heist Money

Anything valuable, stolen or not, moving companies aren't going to move it. They just don't want to deal with the reactions from customers when things like their irreplaceable collection of X-men dolls, | mean action figures, go missing. Maybe if you hide the money from the heist in a mattress they won't notice, though.

Dynamite

No explosives. Do we really need to spell this one out for you? It can be summed up in one word: BOOM!

Fuel-Filled Machinery

Really, by no explosives, we mean no explosives. Sheesh!

Joker-Face-Maker Kit

Anything that can be potentially corrosive is not something movers are willing to risk dealing with. As cool as the joker is in the Batman movies, not all of us are into the face-half-melted style.

Your Indoor Jungle

You grew your jungle, now you have to lie in it. Most movers will not move plants due to strict state laws about transporting them past a certain distance. Plus, it is sort of a pain in the butt to move plants.

The House

Wouldn't it be nice if you could just pick up your house as is, then plop it down where you are moving next? Unless you live in a mobile home, movers can't make this sort of miracle happen. Given the amount of crap you own, moving all of your belongings to another location should be a miracle enough!

Hazardous Materials

Use some common sense, people! Paint, batteries, aerosol cans or any other dangerous chemicals are things you shouldn't be moving in the first place. You can do it redneck style and bury them in your backyard or hippie style and take them into the dump. Movers don't care as long as these items aren't going in the moving truck.

Your Sanity

In every moving contract, there is a disclaimer freeing the moving company from any responsibility of customer's losing their sanity during a move. In other words: movers are miracle workers, not therapists.