Hilarious Guide to Maintaining Your Calm When Moving

Step into a playful adventure that navigates the maze of relocating with our captivating infographic. Gear up for laughter as we reveal humorous strategies for keeping your cool during the relocation. Dive in and uncover a bounty of laughter and insights!

Run Away from Home

Leave all your belongs, bills and family behind! It is about high time that you answered your true calling to join the circus! We heard you're especially good at juggling.

Hire Someone Else to Do it

You may have already considered hiring movers, but how about hiring someone to take over your identity while this whole moving madness goes on. They'll be in charge of your job, kids, chores and everything else. You can just go on a cruise while they deal with this grownup business of moving.

Burn All Your Possessions

It is a lot easier to move when you don't own anything! You can dance around the bon fire cackling as all your troubles incinerate into dust. Now you can brag to all your hippie friends what a simple lifestyle you lead as a bonus- just don't tell them about the whole arson part!

Remember Murphy's Law

Everything that can go wrong, will go wrong. When you have low expectations, you'll never be surprised with all the disasters that come up when you are moving!

Meditate

Spend time sitting still trying to not think about all the work you have to do. Supposedly it is therapeutic, but we make no guarantees. Good luck with that!

Drink... a Lot

In the famous words of Homer Simpson, "Alcohol, the cause of and answer to all of life's problems." Don't blame us when the hang over hits you hard, and you realize all of a sudden you haven't done a single thing to prepare yourself for the move.

Practice Denial

Just pretend you aren't moving until moving day arrives! The better you are at denial, the less stressed out you'll be through this whole moving process.

Project Your Freaking Out

Instead of acknowledging the fact you are freaking out, point out that all your friends and family are stressed out about their lives. They really should get it together, don't you think? It isn't like they have to move or anything!

Put it in Perspective

Think about the poor starving kids in Africa. You're lucky your only problem is that you need to move from one domicile to another. We can tell you are feeling better already! Either that or you are now depressed about the poor African children AND the fact you have to move.

Acceptance

At some point you'll just have to accept the fact that you are moving. Whether it is on moving day or after the move doesn't matter really. You are already on your way!