A Comedic Take on What to Know Before Renting a Truck
How to Book a Mover
Humorous tips for first-time movers.
First Time Moving Dos and Don'ts
Do you know what is helpful when moving? This guide will help you to get started.
What You Should Not Do On Moving Day
Our guide offers a unique blend of essential moving tips and hilarious anecdotes. We'll help you navigate the maze of boxes, movers, and endless to-dos, all while keeping your sanity intact. Get ready for the most enjoyable move of your life!
Unlock the Secret to a Stress-Free Move
This article offers a humorous take on this classic dilemma. We dissect the costs, the hassles, and the hidden surprises of both options, all while making you laugh. By the end, you'll know exactly which route is best for you—and you'll have had some good chuckles along the way.
Stuck Between Moving Yourself and Hiring Movers?
Get ready to laugh your way through budgeting! Our guide on moving expenses uses funny images to illustrate the costs you'll encounter, making the daunting task of financial planning a comedic experience. From DIY costs to professional fees, we've got it all covered in a way that's both informative and fun.
Confused About The Costs of Moving?
Think you know what movers won't move? Think again! Our funny infographic uncovers the unexpected items that are a no-go. From sentimental keepsakes to hazardous chemicals, we break it down in a way that's as enlightening as it is entertaining.
What Movers Won't Touch
Ready to make your big move but don't know where to start? Our hilarious infographic guide to planning your epic relocation is your ultimate roadmap. From choosing a new place to unpacking the last box, we've got visuals that entertain as much as they inform.
Laughing Guide to Planning Your Epic Relocation
Ever packed something and later regretted it? Our 'What Not to Box' infographic guide dives into the packing mistakes you don't want to make. With humor and insightful visuals, we help you identify what should stay behind, making your move smoother and more efficient.
The Infographic Guide to Items You Should Never Pack
Want to make your movers' job easier and have a good laugh? Our guide on what your movers need to know before showing up is a comedic goldmine. From access issues to inventory lists, we tackle it all with humor and practical advice.
The Mover's Pre-Arrival Comedy Guide
Don't let the DIY moving process overwhelm you! Our humorous guide is packed with tips that make the experience stress-free and funny. From how to pack fragile items to the best ways to utilize space, we make DIY moving a breeze.
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Protecting your furniture doesn't have to be a drag. Our guide blends humor with essential tips, making the process enjoyable and effective. From using moving blankets to disassembling larger pieces, we cover it all in a way that's both informative and funny.
The Funny Guide to Furniture Protection
Inexpensive moving trucks may look like a bargain, but don't let the initial price tag fool you. Additional costs such as fuel, insurance, and even penalties for not cleaning the truck can quickly escalate your moving expenses. Always inquire about all potential fees to get a true sense of the cost.
Inexpensive Truck Rentals May Surprise You With Costs
Hilarious Guide to Navigating Your Rental Truck Experience
Who knew that renting a truck could be a source of comedy? We've put together a guide that uncovers the lighter side of this seemingly straightforward task. Whether it's the oddball features you'll find in different truck models or the comedic elements of trying to park a behemoth, our guide aims to make your truck rental experience a memorable and amusing one.
1. Monsters
Before you move any items into the moving van, you want to check every nook and cranny for monsters. You just never can be too careful.
2. How Fast Can It Go
We've got places to, people to see. It isn't like a moving van hauling down the road 100 MPH is going to attract any attention from the five-0 or anything. Amiright or amiright?
3. Is it as Big as Your Ego
Just like everything in life, the bigger the better when it comes to picking out your moving van. Doesn't matter if you only own a handful of crappy IKEA furniture and toiletries, you don't want a sissy little girlie moving van.
4. Fueled with Dreams and Butterflies
They want to charge you for fuel? And by the mile? Who does this moving truck rental service think they are anyways?
5. How to Park a Moving Van (LOL!)
Okay, we've seen how you park your Honda Civic. You thought no one was watching that hot mess? Parking a moving van, especially in front of your new apartment in the middle of city should be a hell of a good time. Let us know how that goes for you.
6. You Wanna Use Dollie?
That's Gonna Cost Ya Extra. Moving vans don't necessarily come with all the padding, dollies and moving accessories that you want them too- at least not without paying an extra fee. I mean, what do I look like to you a charity or a business? You can't get a free ride with Dollie without paying for her time! Wait, what were we talking about?!
7. No Reservations!
Don't worry about the specific size of truck that you want to reserve, because we're sure that one moving van the company saved you will be the exact right size.
8. Book it Last Minute
Procrastination just makes everything in life a lot more exciting. Wait until the day before moving day to rent a moving truck. Or even better wait until the day of moving day just to see what happens. Got to get your kicks somewhere!
9. Return What?
You mean you have to return the moving van afterwards? There isn't a *fill in the rental truck company* for hundreds and hundreds of miles.
10. Tissue Box
For the mental breakdown you are inevitably have along the course of moving from your new home to the next. Although most of the time, the moving trucks do not come equipped with a tissue box, so you may have to get your own.
About the Author:
Margarita Hakobyan is the founder and CEO of MoversCorp.com. She has published more than 300 articles about moving, storage, and home organizing, making her a moving specialist since she began writing about the moving industry in 2005.
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